Team Harvey: Giant Gonzalez, Big Bully Busick, Sid Justice, Kim Chee, & Kamala |
The formidable Team Harvey, consisting of wrestlers managed by the legendary Harvey Wippleman in 1993 or earlier, naturally would face off against this team...
Team Wippleman: Mr. Hughes, Adam Bomb, Well Dunn, & Kwang |
Next up is another five-man team:
Earth, Wind & Fire: Earthquake, The Hurricane, Texas Tornado, Kane, & Bam Bam Bigelow |
Their opponents share their love of 70s soul groups:
Cool & The Gang: Carlito Caribbean Cool, Big Daddy Cool Diesel, Too Cool, & One Man Gang |
The disciplined military men of Vince McMahon's promotion team up...
ROTC: Corporal Kirchner, John Cena, Bobby Lashley, & Sgt. Slaughter |
...to take on a team that values discipline of a different sort.
BDSM: Demolition & The Basham Brothers |
These Wrestlecrap inductees unite...
Team Bull$#!+: El Matador, Mantaur, TL Hopper, & "Super Hero In Training" Rosey |
...to battle this unstable foursome.
Team Bat$#!+: Mankind, Berzerker, Bob Backlund, & Perry Saturn (w/ Moppy) |
This next match provides something for the ladies:
The Male Strippers: The Dicks & Well Dunn |
Their opponents take it one step further:
The Male Prostitutes: "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray, Shawn Michaels, The "Doctor of Desire" Tom Prichard, & Meat |
The main event of the evening is the grudge match that has been brewing since the mid-1980s.
Team Rock 'n' Wrestling: Junkyard Dog, Hillbilly Jim, Lou Albano, & Hulk Hogan |
They take on their formidable AWA counterparts:
Team Wrestlerock: Curt Hennig, Big Scott Hall, & The Midnight Rockers (Shawn & Marty) |
I'm Art0Donnell, and I watch old Raws.
You can, too, if you've got the b@//$.
So if you've got questions, quips, or queries,
I'll fill you in at the Survivor Series!
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ReplyDeleteReserves in case of injury or if somebody gets fired:
ReplyDeleteThe Male Prostitutes - Val Venis
Team Bats--t - Heidenreich
Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone to fill in for Marty Jannetty in case he gets fired... :P
Great stuff, though Kim Chee wasn't really a wrestler. I'd replace him with The Warlord - he was managed by Harvey Whippleman for a while.
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