Cena vs. CM Punk

John Cena is putting his guaranteed Wrestlemania title shot on the line so that he can prove that he can beat CM Punk. See, Cena has never ever beaten CM Punk... except the time he did in November 2009.


If only John Cena had a memory longer than 3 years, he could have spared himself the utterly stupid decision to wager his title shot.

CM Punk vs. The Pope

I was not the least bit surprised that CM Punk made a Nazi joke about The Pope on Twitter.

He has had it in for The Pope for years.

Ending the Streak: It's Now or Never

Another Streak DVD:
Now with 5% more content!

The Undertaker's Wrestlemania undefeated streak is the most prestigious record in wrestling. Unlike other achievements, like Ric Flair's sixteen world titles, this streak cannot be duplicated or beaten on a booker's whim. John Cena could win the WWE title five times this year and break Flair's record, but nobody is going to win 20 straight Wrestlemania matches unless WWE creative starts booking two decades ahead. Though 'Taker's streak went largely unnoticed for the first ten years or so, it has been the centerpiece of feuds and WWE Home Video Releases, most recently, the "20-0" DVD. As much money as the streak has earned, it is surely reaching the point of diminishing returns. How much can WWE make off a "21-0" DVD? No, the last great money-making angle to come out of the streak is its end, and in the opinion of the editorial staff of How Much Does This Guy Weigh? (Hi!), there is only one man up to the task, and only one time to get the job done: this year's Wrestlemania.

If ECW had won... (part 2)

Ron Simmons wouldn't have the same catchphrase.